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Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be (Polonius Updated)
既不要告贷，也不要借钱给人。（朴罗纽司补充道）
Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Don’t give out your credit card number over the phone unless you’re sure you’re dealing with a reputable business. If anyone asks for your password or PIN, hang up immediately. Use a firewall. Update your antivirus program regularly.
既不要告贷，也不要借钱给人。不要将你的信用卡号记在手机里，除非你确信你在做的生意是正当的。如果有人向你索要密码或PIN码，立刻将他挂断在电话线的另一头。使用防火墙。杀毒软件要时常更新升级。
Don’t drive while talking on your cell phone. Don’t drive while listening to your Walkman on earphones. Don’t drive while watching TV on a dashboard monitor. Ditto for video games. But if you must, don’t drink beforehand.
使用电话时不要开车。使用耳机听随身听里的音乐时不要开车。在用汽车上的屏幕看电视时不要开车。玩游戏时也不要。如果你不得不这么做的话，切记，开车前千万不要饮酒。
Don’t leave your cell phone in the car, where a passing thief might see it. Don’t keep personal information, such as bank account numbers, in your PDA. If you’re going to surf for porn at work, be sure to erase all your temp files and cookies afterwards. Be aware that your boss has the legal right to go through your e-mail.
不要把你的手机留在车里，会引起路过小贼的窥探。不要在平板电脑或手机上留下个人信息，像是银行帐号。如果你在工作时间看过小黄片，记得把所有临时文件还有cookie删除掉。要记得，从法律上讲你的老板有权查看你的邮件信息。
Always select a public place for your first meeting with a computer date. Run a Google search on him. If he won’t give you his home phone number, he’s married. If he won’t let you see his home, he’s either married or a momma’s boy. If he’ll kiss you on the cheek but not the mouth, he’s gay. If he obviously wants you but won’t kiss you, he’s got herpes.
想要网聊变现的话，第一次约会要选在公共场所。对对方先百度一下。如果他不愿给你他的手机号码，那他就已经成婚了；如果他不愿带你到他家里去，那他已经成婚或仍睡在父母家。如果他只愿吻你的脸颊却不愿吻你的唇，那他就是同性恋。如果他想要和你做却不愿吻你，那他有疱疹。
Before you engage in commercial phone sex, you should be aware that none of those women are naked, many are unsightly, and a few aren’t even female. Before you engage in virtual sex with somebody you met in a chat room, determine that he or she is the same person, age, and gender as claimed. Don’t engage in phone sex while driving.
在你花钱进行电爱前，你要知道，那头的女人仍然穿着衣服，有的并不好看，还有一些其实是男的。在你和聊天室里的人进行文爱前，要能判断对面的人和他/她之前所说的身份、年龄以及性别是一样的。进行电爱时不要开车。
There is no cure for AIDS. Don’t patronize prostitutes. Avoid multiple sex-partners. Avoid partners who have multiple sex-partners. Avoid anal sex. Avoid oral sex. Avoid penetration of any kind. Don’t kiss on the first date. For God’s sake, use a condom.
艾滋病无药可医。不要照顾妓女的生意。不要与多人保持性爱关系，也不和性爱关系复杂的人发生关系。不要使用后面的洞，也不要使用其他地方的洞。首次约会时不要接吻。看在上帝的份上，使用安全套。
Never share needles.
不要使用别人的针头，或是把使用过的针头给别人用。
Don’t accept stock tips, investment opportunities or a twenty percent share in several hundred million dollars in stolen Nigerian funds in exchange for laundering the money. Don’t download shareware. Don’t open e-mail attachments from people you don’t know. Don’t open mail that’s sloppily packaged, incorrectly spelled, has no return address, or is unexpected. Call the police instead.
不要听信股票的小道新闻，或是投资机会，或是帮人洗钱来获得尼日利亚被窃资金的两成的来电消息。不要下载共享软件。你不认识的人发来了电子邮件，里面的附件不要打开。如果寄来的包裹包装马马虎虎，名字拼错，没有寄信地址，或者你都不知道是谁寄的、里面是什么东西的话，不要打开它。打电话报警吧。
If you have a pacemaker, don’t stand near microwave ovens.
如果你装了心脏起搏器，就不要靠近微波炉。
Have as little as possible to do with strangers. If you see anything suspicious, report it immediately to the Office of Homeland Security. In a pinch, the FBI will do. Don’t make eye contact. Keep walking. Not too fast! Don’t let them see you’re afraid.
和陌生人在一块时透露的信息越少越好。如果你看到任何可疑的事，立刻要把它报告给国土安全办公室。
And this above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
这句话高过一切：对自己要真实，然后下好比黑夜跟着白昼来，你就不可能对任何旁人不真实。
Always back up your hard drive.
永远备份好你的硬盘。