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\u4f5c\u8005\uff1a\u7279\u91cc\u00b7\u666e\u62c9\u5207\u7279Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The physics of magic is this: no magician, disguise it as he might, can achieve a result beyond hisown physical powers.
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And, spurned, he performed the Rite of Tumescence and called up a fiend from the depths of the Pit to teach her a lesson she wouldn\u2019t forget, the witch.
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The phone rang.
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\u2018Nice try,\u2019 she said. \u2018It\u2019s sitting on the bedhead now.\u2019
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His breath quickened. \u2018And?\u2019
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\u2018Listen,\u2019 she said.
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And he heard the voice of the fiend, distant and wretched:
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\u2018\u2026 frightfully sorry \u2026 normally, no problem \u2026 oh god, this has never happened to me before \u2026\u2019
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